Monday, November 1, 2010

God: Vote For The Righteous (Republican)

God really cares about how you vote.  That’s the message of this unintentionally hysterical video.  God not only cares who you vote for, but if you vote wrong you’re going to answer for it!  The right answer, by the way, is to vote for conservative Republicans.  He doesn't say this explicitly, but he doesn't have to.
I have a few questions.  If God cares so much about who gets elected, why doesn’t he just strike down the candidates he doesn’t like?  Or make them commit a major gaffe, like saying they’re atheists.  That’ll keep ‘em out of office!

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