Monday, January 3, 2011

The Lord Spake Unto Pat Robertson? Must Be A New Year!

The Lord has spoken to Pat Robertson again.  He wrote it all down on a yellow notepad!  It seems that the Lord has some pretty specific predictions for the coming years including a major reckoning in two years.
If the Lord of Hosts, God Almighty Himself took time out of his busy, busy agenda to dictate all of this to Pat, then we really should pay attention.  Or maybe he was just imagining it.  Again.

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  1. The man should be hospitalized.

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  2. My response is the same to anyone who claims special knowledge--which is--
    okay, that's interesting. Now, how do I know you're not just making this up?

    Note, this same question applies to the word's most sophisticated theologian as much as it does to simpletons like Pat Robertson. :)

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  3. God doesn't have Pat Robertson's e-mail address?

    The Reform Deist

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